{"product_id":"middle-finger-umbrella-novelty","title":"The Umbrella That Talks Back to the Rain","description":"\u003cp\u003eMost umbrellas just keep you dry. This one has \u003cem\u003eopinions\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOpen it up and the message is clear — a photorealistic middle finger, printed across the full canopy in high-contrast black and white, aimed squarely at anyone looking down from above. You stay perfectly dry. The sky gets told off. Everyone on the street does a double-take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRyan spotted one of these at a market stall between a vintage camera and a taxidermied squirrel. He bought it immediately. Not because he needed an umbrella, but because it was the most honest thing he'd seen all week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo designs to choose from: the \u003cstrong\u003eMiddle Finger\u003c\/strong\u003e (the original, the classic, the one that started arguments) and the \u003cstrong\u003eLittle Devil\u003c\/strong\u003e (for those who prefer their chaos with a bit of charm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStyle: 3-fold compact umbrella — fits in a bag, ready for any weather or mood\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCanopy: 190T impact cloth with black UV coating — blocks sun and rain equally\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFrame: 8-rib fiber bone construction — wind-resistant, properly built\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHandle: Rubber grip — comfortable even when you're making a statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWeight: ~310g — light enough to forget it's there until you need it\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFits: Adults (recommended for those with a sense of humor)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The person who's done being polite about bad weather. The friend who already has everything. The gift that will absolutely be shown to everyone at the office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou can't bring it with you — but you can definitely make it rain with style.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CJ","offers":[{"title":"Little devil","offer_id":48517397774541,"sku":"CJJJJTJT09955-Little devil","price":25.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle finger","offer_id":48517397807309,"sku":"CJJJJTJT09955-Middle finger","price":41.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/5298\/5293\/files\/1601215439295.jpg?v=1767599351","url":"https:\/\/uk.youcantbringitwithyou.com\/products\/middle-finger-umbrella-novelty","provider":"You Can’t Bring It With You","version":"1.0","type":"link"}